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CB Radio 07-06-13

One of our own got a year older and on your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, we celebrate the only way we know how… with some really messed up stories and news items! Join host Sir Rockin, Rob Parks, and the birthday boy Subway as they discuss the weird, wild and unusual including a once in a lifetime call in by the one and only Lone Jobber, a return of Subway’s Main Event Recap and Movie Reviews (theater edition) with his take on World War Z, audio of a 100 year old woman talking ALOT about penises, crotch grabbing in Florida, a man who cut off his own penis with an old rusty saw and broken bottle and then blamed it all on “Busch” and so much more that can’t even really be properly expressed here. All this plus a special guest or two on this week’s episode of your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com!

CB Radio 06-29-13

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more strange and unusual on your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, we up the bar and lower the standards! Join host Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks (filling in the role of off-site Wedding correspondent) as well as special guests Scott Barry, Lindsey, Omega and ‘The Part Time Playa’ Big Daddy Ace as they discuss the weird, wild and unusual including the pre-show Cards Against Humanity game with ‘special Pony’ cards that many have scarred some, the ‘Love Pony’ plush figure that someone actually bought for over $700, the consequences of Scott Barry “googling” Ponies, Brooke Hogan marrying a Dallas Cowboy, the bad week that was Boston sports (complete with Ace Rant) and his belief that Tebow will be THE savior for the years ahead in Boston…. yeaaaahh he actually said that, a Big Daddy Ace music update, and this week’s Subway wrestling update or was it last week?? All this and more on this week’s episode of your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com!

CB Radio 06-22-13

It’s just one of those nights where you can’t help but shake your head and pray for your soul on your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio! Join host Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks as they discuss the weird, wild and unusual including Subway’s Main Event recap and review as well as his and Rob’s views on this past week’s events on Monday Night RAW, the results from last week’s WWE ‘Payback’ pay-per-view which ultimately came down to the tiebreaking scenario, the absolutely awful name that Kanye and Kim’s kid was given (who still lets celebrities name their kids?!), the unfortunate passing of James “Tony Soprano” Gandolfini, the firing of Paula Dean and we listened to her public statement regarding her release. Plus, all the usual news of the weird and unusual including the porn star “Butt-Man” getting sued for giving a co-star HIV and a Montreal club that went nuts after a patron used dance floor as her personal restroom (and are you surprised drugs and alcohol were involved?!). All this and more on this week’s episode of your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com!

CB Radio 06-15-13

We are corrupting souls and blaming it all on either ‘The Jews’ or ‘Crying into a pool of children’s tears’ on your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio! Join host Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks as well as special guests Scott Barry, Lindsey and Omega as they discuss the weird, wild and unusual including playing more games of Cards Against Humanity live on-air, getting Subway’s Main Event recap and review (Hey, he doesn’t have Saturday Morning Slam anymore), our extensive expert host picks for tomorrow night’s WWE ‘Payback’ PPV, Subway offering his suggestions for how to improve the WWE product and the state of the tag division, looking at some ‘great’ last-minute Father’s Day gifts, and the usual news of the weird and wild including a Boston woman paying $560,000 just for parking spaces near her multi-million dollar home ‘for guests and workers’, a New Mexico man who was sentenced to jail for tattooing his 3-year old nephew’s arm and a couple who ‘raised the mast’ in a marina and were subsequently arrested. All this and more on this week’s episode of your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com!

CB Radio 06-08-13

We’re all heading to hell in a hand basket and who is driving the bus, you ask, well it’s your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio! Join host Sir Rockin, Subway (when not on the phone with his agent) and Rob Parks as well as special guests Scott Barry from Cheap Heat Radio, Lindsey, Mase, and Omega as they pollute what is left of their souls and discuss the weird, wild and unusual including playing Cards Against Humanity live, Omega spending Mase’s money, we get a gaming news update including the WTF announcements by Microsoft about the XBOX One, Scott Barry ruined ANY chance of public office with all of his comments, planning Mase’s one day American Adventure, a woman who had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car trunk, and edible chocolate anuses for sale from Britain; yes, you read that right. All this and more on this week’s episode of your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com!

CB Radio 06-01-13

They say ‘The more, the merrier’ and on your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio that is absolutely the case! Join hosts Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks plus special guests Mase, Omega, Lindsey, Tim Stein and even had a rare call-in from the ‘Foul Mouthed Assassin’ Spug as they look at all the weird, wild, and unusual including Spug hitting on Omega, ruining childhoods and officially going to hell in not only OUR realm but the Transformer’s one as well, getting enough material to blackmail just about everyone on the network, the usual news of the weird including a tale from Florida about a man getting caught having relations with a door) and politicians using donations and other funds… for porn, plus a Belgian scientist looking to turn pigeon poop into soap in a project named “Pigeon d’Or” or Golden pigeons AND a mother/daughter porn duo seeking same but different sex. We also had our hand-picked TNA experts give their Stone Cold Locks for tomorrow’s TNA “Slammiversary” picks. So all in all, just another Saturday Night and episode of your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com

CB Radio 05-25-13

It was another #SendbackSaturday edition of your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio! Join hosts Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks as they look at all the weird, wild, and unusual including what can simply be described as a “Singing Fail” of the national anthem by a Canadian singer, plus Jake Roberts leading “Take me Out to the Ballgame”, recapping the host’s “expert” picks for last week’s ‘Extreme Rules’ PPV, and we played the ‘Guess Who Won the Billboard Music Award’ Game which even drew CB Radio Alum ‘The Paaat Time Playa’ BigDaddyAce back on air. From THERE, we talked about 10-year-old rapper Lil Poopie and then Snow Tha Product (singer of ‘Cookie Cutter Bitches’), the fact Jada Pickett Smith is part of a ‘Heavy Metal’ band, what music could be classified as classic rock and oldies today, confirming that Big Daddy Ace DOES have Miley Cyrus on his iPod, and confirming Linkin Park’s Chesta’ becoming Stone Temple Pilot’s new lead singer. Some say it’s taking the show off the rails, we just call it another Saturday Night and episode of your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com

CB Radio 05-18-13

It’s hard to be more evil than ‘Evil Apples to Apples’ but we achieve it here on your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio! Join host Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks as they look at all the weird, wild, and unusual including the temporary end of Saturday Morning Slam, the always fun host pick’ems for tomorrow’s WWE ‘Extreme Rules’ PPV with our picking experts, a rundown of some independent shows (is this Tuesday?!) and an examination of some recent (and not so recent) DVD offerings, Subway thinking about old-school wrestler in panties and Rob being broken by the thought, creating a $300,000 ultimate burger using stem cells and science, a Portland man who was arrested for leaving something special in the hair of female public transportation passengers, a woman who had her SUV stolen… and then had them roll up to her drive-thru window later and finally, a man who cut off his OWN penis and testicles during a fight with his girlfriend and then flushed it down the toilet leaving him with only 1.2 inches! All this, if you can believe it, and so much more on your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com!

CB Radio 05-11-13

Forget flowers and gifts, we are making our Mothers so proud with your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio! Join host Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks as they look at all the weird, wild, and unusual including a discussion about it being International Clitoris Awareness Week and National Masturbation Month, the rise of revenge porn on the web, a review of all the cancelled and renewed TV shows for the past season and all the pilots picked up for next season including S.H.I.E.L.D (and not the Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns kind), played another round of Guess that Music Lyric in the way only CB Radio can do and had all the weekly news of the weird that makes you shake your head and question humanity including a man who was so upset his family went on a picnic without him that he blew up their house as well as the ability to buy poop and have it anonymously sent to whomever you want! All this and so much more on your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com

CB Radio 05-04-13

Get your safe words ready because it’s your only excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio! Join host Sir Rockin, Subway and Rob Parks as they look at all the weird, wild, and unusual including Subway’s weekly Saturday Morning Slam update, the fact May is National Masturbation Month and the actual “thing” of the Masturbate-a-thon (#ItsAThing), we got a recap of Rob’s birthday and learned if his liver has recoved yet plus serenaded him with a special birthday song, played a music (which you know they scored high on) plus the weird and wild news of the week. All this, if you can believe it, and so much more on your ONLY excuse to be home on a Saturday Night, CB Radio, brought to you by MemLanePromo.com